Gunnar Optiks Eye Strain Reducing Computer Glasses…REALLY?

 

So in my endless surfing of the web, and what odd optical things I find, I ran across these.  Read on to see what the actual article said

Pace Setters fails, Lens Crafters sales still tanking

Lens Crafters just finished up a week where they implemented a program called “Pace Setters”.  They should have called it Pace Suckers.  This was an attempt by Luxottica to salvage sagging sales.  Pace Setters

Stolen Essilor map shows plan for world domination… Their zombies are among us all

As reported last week, we discovered via a secret Polish document that Essilor plans to take over the world.  Our second secret document shows us a map of just where and how Essilor plans to ruin (run) your life.

Good Luck My Friends!

Hello! First of all, I’d like to thank all of you that have visited and contributed to our new site. We definitely have some creative characters out there. Awesome!

WE WANT YOUR RUMORS!!!

Help us keep tabs on our industry.  If you want to contribute a story or idea just email us at info@eyeoverheard.com  We will post your rumor.  We ensure you will remain anonymous.

Mr. Varilux retires (kinda) gets BIG payoff……

Mr. Varilux a.k.a. Mr. Daily has finally stepped down after fulfilling his indentured servantness to the French. No one will argue that Mr. Daily

Shhhhh, I’m Secret

In the attempt to thwart sue happy “ZOLA”, an american based lens manufacturer has adopted a technique most commonly used within the automotive industry.

Enough about Palin’s glasses, lets focus on how HOT she is…

Is anyone sick of hearing about how much people love or hate the glasses?  I sure am.  I have seen stories on most of the major news channels talking about her expensive (now resurected) Kawasaki glasses. I say 

Secret Essilor Document leaked, it talks about world domination.

This secret Essilor document was given to us.  After careful review we all came to the same conclusion.

Luxottica retail profits sink….so sad :(

A recent document shows that Luxottica’s retail chains are hurting.  To my surprise their profits were way